LAST EVER THREAD ON SWM!!!

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As we can all see, SWM is DEAD. And on top of that, we all know that Jay is moving to Florida next year to be a kept man. In light of this, I think it's only right that when Jay gets on that plane to be gone forever, he hits a self-destruct button on SWM. It's the right thing to do, I'm sure of it. So anyway, I figured in this last ever thread on SWM ever, I'd list some things I have found mega-lolz or just plain memorable relating to SWM over the years, and you should too. They are in no particular order, except number one, which is number one.

 

1. The day Rob Holdfast deleted the internet.

2. The nonce-ification of Watkins.

3. The nonce-ification of Bowen.

4. Gunrack's classic catchphrase "time to shine"

5. Chris D constantly threatening to beat up and / or sue the internet.

6. Giving Mafoota shit for years on end.

7. That future Michael Ryan kid and his paintball guns.

8. GayGothGuy's love of Goth Simon.

9. The thickest man on the planet, Emlyn BWP.

10. Chris Eyebrows and Mad Alex - the two most fucked up people I've ever met.

Honourable mention goes to Panda's sense of humour, which is literally the worst thing I have ever seen, ever.

 

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All in all, it was a 'massive' success.

e: I've just set it so normal users can't make new threads in here. Maybe this will indeed be the last thread!

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just over 10 years since i joined. crazy shit.

thanks guys, it's been a blast.

long live the HIve Mind!

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Thought this was somewhat loltastic. The ol' Prophets boys, after having a singer who's the most hated man in the UK, turns out their new band has been bankrolled by the most hated man in America! Literally not getting a break! Ouch.

http://noisey.vice.com/blog/collect-records-martin-shkreli-geoff-rickly-interview

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IT CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO DIE. WHAT ABOUT THE PUNK SCENE.

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SOUTH WALES BEATDOWN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!1!!

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SWM is the Terri Schiavo of punk rock websites.

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Seriously though, I've been meaning to offer my services as a silent partner. Just want to help the SWM brand grow and fulfil your vision. Just don't ask where the money is coming from...

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Aww I got a mention <3 Love you too old man.

Almost 11 years since I've signed up on here, no idea how many bans, some great laughs and made some really nice friends along the way! Sadly the activity has been decreasing a lot lately, but at least everyone is still alive and well :wub:

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ALL OF YOU QUIT THAT LOSER TALK. THIS SHIT IS FOREVER.

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Should I put my ownership %age of SWM in my will?

Should I have a will?

WHO GETS THE £1.34 MONTHLY WINDFALL IN THE CASE OF ME BEING HIT BY A BUS?!

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THE UGLY TRUTH REVEALED!

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You don't wanna know how much it costs me in shark food. 

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I think some kind of song should be written to mark the end of the SWM.

Luckily I have written something for the occasion:

Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes, it's a duck-blur!
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history!

DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Everyday they're out there making
DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Tales of daring do bad and good
Luck Tales!

D-d-d-danger! Watch behind you!
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do, just grab on to some...

DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Everyday they're out there making
DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Tales of daring do bad and good
DuckTales! Woo-oo!

Not pony tales or cotton tales, no,
DuckTales! Woo-oo!

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NOT END.

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Squiddon, you were so close - yet so far.

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road

Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go

So make the best of this test, and don't ask why

It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time

 

It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right,

I hope you had the time of your life.

 

So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind

Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time

Tattoos and memories and dead skin on trial

For what it's worth it was worth all the while

 

It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right,

I hope you had the time of your life.

 

It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right,

I hope you had the time of your life.

 

It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right,

I hope you had the time of your life.

 

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Please don't let that saccharine shit be the last post...

...phew.

 

I still hate pop punk as much as i did 10 years ago. The more things change...

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I still hate pop punk as much as i did 10 years ago. The more things change...

You are lucky that searching youtube for 'mombomb' yields nothing relevant or funny.

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We werent saccharine. We couldn't even spell saccharine. 

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Also since going to youtube all I've done for an hour is listen to various cover bands play 'Spirit of the radio'.

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Fitting somehow. 

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That's great, it started on hallowe'en
Threads and posts, not Bravenet, and Monk Dave is not afraid

Eye of a moshpit, listen to yourself post
Site serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs
Feed it up a knock, speed, grunt, no, strength
The server starts to clatter with a fear of spam, from, guests
Wire in a fire, represent the seven subs
And a moderator for hire and a combat site
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the emos breathing down your neck

Post by post, scene kids  baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped
Look at that banan, fine, then
Uh-oh, captcha down, russians now, CHEAP VIAGRA NO PRESCRIPTION NEEDED CLICK >>> HeRE
But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself
Site serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed 
Tell me with the downtime and the reverent in the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched

It's the end of the Massive as we know it
It's the end of the Massive as we know it
It's the end of the Massive as we know it, and I feel fine

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^ lock forum.

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I love this place. It will definitely serve as a time capsule for my late teens and early 20's as an angry little fucknut. 

What was that girls forum that they started? "Vag Brigade" or something? That started as a subform on here didn't it? When there were so many girls on here that they needed their own forum...heady days indeed. 

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When there were so many girls on here that they needed their own forum...heady days indeed. 

A tale the rest of the internet would never believe.

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