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[cjm]

Luke ()ram, on 22 January 2012 - 07:16 PM, said:

Hahah. Almost every music video is the same bluegreen crap.

Also this specific band have drops that are out-of-tune with the song. Brilliant!

...if you look at all the preview images of the recommended videos, they all look pretty much identical. and what the fuck is going on with this running on the spot business? don't they realise that they look like total bellends?

[Luke ()ram]

cjm, on 22 January 2012 - 07:29 PM, said:

...if you look at all the preview images of the recommended videos, they all look pretty much identical. and what the fuck is going on with this running on the spot business? don't they realise that they look like total bellends?

Apparently it's called 'doing the brutal', or maybe youtube how to crabcore videos are just trolling me cos I'm old.

[Mr. Cool]

This guy is totally serious. I know it's a little off topic but I reckon people should see this.

[Luke ()ram]

Not Steve Fucking Nash, on 22 January 2012 - 08:11 PM, said:

This guy is totally serious. I know it's a little off topic but I reckon people should see this.

Magnificent.

[Luke ()ram]

[Mr. Cool]

If only for the Peavey bass combo.

Edited by Not Steve Fucking Nash, 23 January 2012 - 12:59 AM.

[Luke ()ram]

Not Steve Fucking Nash, on 23 January 2012 - 12:53 AM, said:

If only for the Peavey bass combo.

Here's the thing: all the stuff you've posted is certainly terrible, but it's sort of just straight-up poppy punk bollocks and whilst it does suck a lot of balls it at least makes sense in that I can see who they are trying to appeal to.
What I can't understand is this weird mix of the same pop-punk production and choruses and BROOTALZ slams and shrieks. Like, what?

[Luke ()ram]

Here's an example (from these douches again):



This sounds like someone has said 'gee.. what was big and what was cutting edge 15 years ago' the answer to which was "Blink 182 and Dying Fetus", so they just crammed the two thing together.

[Mr. Cool]

Luke ()ram, on 23 January 2012 - 01:03 AM, said:

Here's the thing: all the stuff you've posted is certainly terrible, but it's sort of just straight-up poppy punk bollocks and whilst it does suck a lot of balls it at least makes sense in that I can see who they are trying to appeal to.
What I can't understand is this weird mix of the same pop-punk production and choruses and BROOTALZ slams and shrieks. Like, what?

I can totally understand why kids like the neck tattooed, manga haired, screaming, running on the spot, hand showing, synchronised weird headbanging, techno tinged, singing about how bad life is a teenage girl, cuntbags.

And that's why I hate them so much.

And yes, I suppose I was being a bit harsh on that band with the Peavey amp.

[Luke ()ram]

Not Steve Fucking Nash, on 23 January 2012 - 02:13 AM, said:

I can totally understand why kids like the neck tattooed, manga haired, screaming, running on the spot, hand showing, synchronised weird headbanging, techno tinged, singing about how bad life is a teenage girl, cuntbags.

And that's why I hate them so much.

And yes, I suppose I was being a bit harsh on that band with the Peavey amp.

Hahaha!

I guess when I what were a lad, you got into punk/metal/noisy shit as an alternative to pop musics.

[cjm]

Not Steve Fucking Nash, on 23 January 2012 - 12:53 AM, said:

If only for the Peavey bass combo.

they should change their name to 'we wish we were paramore'.

Edited by cjm, 23 January 2012 - 05:59 AM.

[UITA]

Not Steve Fucking Nash, on 22 January 2012 - 08:11 PM, said:

This guy is totally serious. I know it's a little off topic but I reckon people should see this.

"errrr ur a rem, u smelly ginger arab lol

my nan sings better than that n shes mingin n dead lolage u fukin idiot now ive gt to have my ears changed coz u hert them ..... say sorry ginger piss ead lol go bak to ginger land wif joel roberts--he's mingin 2-- monkey cum juggler go eat shit"

seanparrybwoii 3 years ago

Bit harsh?

[PeteStaunch]

Luke ()ram, on 22 January 2012 - 11:39 PM, said:

I like the look of this. I haven't watched it but I have EXACTLY the same Orange stack in my lounge.

[Luke ()ram]

PeteStaunch, on 23 January 2012 - 08:52 AM, said:

I like the look of this. I haven't watched it but I have EXACTLY the same Orange stack in my lounge.

It'll be right up your street, I promise.

[squiddon]

The worst thing is I can't not nod my head to this. I am disgusted with myself.

[squiddon]

Does this thread have to be metal/rock specifically or can we name and shame those that are bastardising their respective genres?

[Mr. Cool]

squiddon, on 23 January 2012 - 05:22 PM, said:

Does this thread have to be metal/rock specifically or can we name and shame those that are bastardising their respective genres?

Like this kind of thing?

[Luke ()ram]

Not Steve Fucking Nash, on 23 January 2012 - 05:44 PM, said:

Like this kind of thing?

[Doubting Thomas]

This bitch just took the human race back a few notches. Fucking hell, my head.

[chi]

Not Steve Fucking Nash, on 23 January 2012 - 05:44 PM, said:

Like this kind of thing?

that's amazing.