Any bug that dares set foot in my house gets to see my best fucking John Goodman in Arachnaphobia impression. I'm a stone cold remorseless killer when it comes to this shit. My house, my rules.
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Posted 27 May 2011 - 12:19 PM
I set my cats on any creatures that enter my house that I want dead, I can then use the 'it's natural' excuse and have a clear conscious. Down side they also bring in dead creatures and hide them for me to discover.
Great thread, more pics though please
Great thread, more pics though please
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Posted 27 May 2011 - 12:40 PM
Spiders should be eliminated from life. As should anyone who owns one and has used this line'
"Hold it. Go on. It's just like holding a hamster with 8 legs"
"Hold it. Go on. It's just like holding a hamster with 8 legs"
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Posted 27 May 2011 - 01:20 PM
My mate caught one of these on Wednesday
We freaked right out.
We freaked right out.
Edited by Big mafoota, 27 May 2011 - 02:31 PM.
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Posted 27 May 2011 - 01:38 PM
Big mafoota, on 27 May 2011 - 01:20 PM, said:
My mate caught one of these on thursday
We freaked right out.
We freaked right out.
Your mate caught Cthulu? I don't believe that for a second.
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Posted 27 May 2011 - 01:54 PM
Why are so many grown men afraid of Spiders? It's not like we live in areas where they jump and bite people's faces off.
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Posted 27 May 2011 - 02:03 PM
Dexter Green, on 27 May 2011 - 01:54 PM, said:
Why are so many grown men afraid of Spiders?
because they're terrifying alien-like creatures capable of malice and forethought.
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Posted 27 May 2011 - 02:32 PM
hail of bullets, on 27 May 2011 - 01:38 PM, said:
Your mate caught Cthulu? I don't believe that for a second.
There's a man down here not worried or afraid
That some politician forgot all the promises he made
And he's raising the dead in the graveyards
Where we've laid down our dreams
His name is Hope
That some politician forgot all the promises he made
And he's raising the dead in the graveyards
Where we've laid down our dreams
His name is Hope
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Posted 27 May 2011 - 03:09 PM
hail of bullets, on 27 May 2011 - 01:38 PM, said:
Your mate caught Cthulu? I don't believe that for a second.
I feel a bit ill now. Why so many teeth? Why?
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Posted 27 May 2011 - 06:13 PM
To combine many posts...I have dissected a lamprey during my degree.
and a giant African land snail, chick, rat, mouse, locust, trout, eyes, pluck (lungs, heart and liver), cow eye, kidney
Our kids in school get to do eyes, kidney, sometimes a rat depending if you have time and think the class will learn from it, heart higher up the school, and often a pluck
and a giant African land snail, chick, rat, mouse, locust, trout, eyes, pluck (lungs, heart and liver), cow eye, kidney
Our kids in school get to do eyes, kidney, sometimes a rat depending if you have time and think the class will learn from it, heart higher up the school, and often a pluck
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I personally prefer it if men "keep it tidy" down there. Nothing worse than feeling like you are sucking on a dog paw.
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Posted 27 May 2011 - 06:28 PM
dingobat, on 27 May 2011 - 03:09 PM, said:
I feel a bit ill now. Why so many teeth? Why?
Obvious fake but eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!
There's a man down here not worried or afraid
That some politician forgot all the promises he made
And he's raising the dead in the graveyards
Where we've laid down our dreams
His name is Hope
That some politician forgot all the promises he made
And he's raising the dead in the graveyards
Where we've laid down our dreams
His name is Hope
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Posted 31 May 2011 - 07:52 AM
Dexter Green, on 27 May 2011 - 01:54 PM, said:
Why are so many grown men afraid of Spiders? It's not like we live in areas where they jump and bite people's faces off.
Yeah but if I ever have to travel through the Australian outback, I will be able to run several miles away from any terrifying spider quickly thanks to all the practice I've had over the years.
Big mafoota, on 27 May 2011 - 06:28 PM, said:
Reminds me of Trypophobia
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Posted 31 May 2011 - 08:51 AM
You'll have to excuse my terrible photography for this one. We were in Japan when these creatures surfaced all over the country. They live underground for 4 or 5 years, then come to the surface, make a noise easily as loud as a car alarm for a couple of days, then piss off back to hell.
Easily the most noise I've ever heard coming out of a tiny creature.
Easily the most noise I've ever heard coming out of a tiny creature.
So much for the 10 year plan
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Posted 31 May 2011 - 11:40 AM
Andi, on 31 May 2011 - 08:51 AM, said:
You'll have to excuse my terrible photography for this one. We were in Japan when these creatures surfaced all over the country. They live underground for 4 or 5 years, then come to the surface, make a noise easily as loud as a car alarm for a couple of days, then piss off back to hell.
Easily the most noise I've ever heard coming out of a tiny creature.
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Easily the most noise I've ever heard coming out of a tiny creature.
6572_132757114720_749724720_2233434_2405394_n.jpgCicadas is it? I've seen that on a docu on telly before. In America they only come out like once every 15 years or so
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Posted 31 May 2011 - 11:48 AM
Very possibly, I think that thing above is at a stage in between the larvae and the adult.
It may well be 15 years, we were being told about them in broken English.
It may well be 15 years, we were being told about them in broken English.
So much for the 10 year plan
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Posted 31 May 2011 - 12:52 PM
19 Dead, on 27 May 2011 - 09:38 AM, said:
I don't like killing spiders, or woodlice, or silverfish, or most other house insects. However, I will kill wasps and maybugs without remorse and I'd do it again I tell you. How come they always get all up in my grill when I'm trying to have a cigarette in the garden at twilight? They know they're bastards and they just like fucking with you.
I feel the same about spiders.
chi, on 27 May 2011 - 09:46 AM, said:
spiders deserve everything they get
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Posted 07 June 2011 - 02:16 PM
Does anyone else remember these from when they were kids?
Edited by dingobat, 07 June 2011 - 02:17 PM.
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Posted 07 June 2011 - 02:23 PM
Fucking hate shield bugs, I am more scared of them than any other British bug and I have no idea why. Possibly because the bastards won't let go when you try and sweep them off your clothes, you find them hours later in your hair....urghhhhh makes me itchy just looking at it
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