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#1 squiddon

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Posted 04 June 2010 - 02:27 PM

If your car was featured on Pimp My Ride and could have one defining over the top feature installed by Mad Mike (who is clinically insane) what would you have? It has to realistically fit in your car.

I would replace the back seats with a marine aquarium. There's not much space in the back.
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#2 Black By Day

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Posted 04 June 2010 - 02:31 PM

I would love to have access to the people involved with Pimp My Ride if they would follow my design plan, but to give my car to them and have them do what they want...nah, you're alright. They always create absolutely classless stinkers just because it's fun for TV. People have to drive those things!
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#3 Andi

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Posted 04 June 2010 - 02:33 PM

I would have them install an invention we thought up a few years back. The twat-horn.

Instead of:
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRPPPPPPPP

you get:
TWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT!!
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So much for the 10 year plan
I just wanna get drunk and headbang
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#4 Luke ()ram

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Posted 04 June 2010 - 02:44 PM

I would install a small 'rolling road' facility, and then drive one of those twattish mini motorcycles on it whilst the car itself was being driven around.
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#5 Panda

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Posted 05 June 2010 - 11:22 PM

Some decent soundproofing and something like this I would want:
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But since they don't do any good shit, I'll just have some 500bhp twin-striped viper stickers and an ant farm in the boot.
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#6 One Armed Granddad

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Posted 05 June 2010 - 11:46 PM

I'd ask thm for Chip Foose's number.
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#7 Black By Day

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 08:58 AM

But since they don't do any good shit, I'll just have some 500bhp twin-striped viper stickers and an ant farm in the boot.


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